Heaven’s Clock
October 4th, 2008 Me
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’
‘Incredible,’ said the man’. And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office.
He’s using it as a ceiling fan.
The 545 People Responsible For All Of America’s Woes
October 4th, 2008 MeSome who really gets / understands the issues plaguing this country.. it’s not the Bush Administration, the next President / Vice Presedent elect… it’s ALL of them… the 545 lying, cheating, & immoral people that make up our Government. If we all want REAL change the we have to attack the heart of the problem and ALL of the problem.
River Surfing in Switzerland
October 2nd, 2008 MeGlow in the Dark Mountain Dew
October 1st, 2008 MeWesterner’s opinion
October 1st, 2008 MeRules of Colorado , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho , Missouri, and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:
Interesting Data Just Received on Taxes
September 26th, 2008 MeThis is something you should be aware of so you don’t get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry.
The Hail Mary by George W.
September 26th, 2008 MeAfter reading a lot on both sides of the argument about this new Government Financial Bailout my thoughts are these…
The package as a whole stinks… majority of the politicians or lawmakers have NO faith in it, many consider it a bad deal but a better deal than what we are currently facing. Again, choosing the lesser of 2 evils.
Obama in the Pocket of Fannie Mae
September 25th, 2008 Me12 Dangerous Emails
September 24th, 2008 MeFound this article via AOL this morning.. The 12 Most Dangerous Emails
- F.B.I. Vs. Facebook… downloads the Storm Worm botnet
- Fony CNN and MSNBC Alerts… downloads malware
- The Hitman.. if you actually believe a hitman is trying to extort money from you.. then I all I can say is.. “good luck in the Darwin Awards”!
- Hurricane Charities
- Nigerian Scam, Take 2.. why do people send money to others because you got an email?
- Airline Tickets… no reputable company is going to send your CC# via email even in a zipfile.
- Search Engine Optimization Offers… I do SEO.. no one does it free.. period!
- Holiday Emails… don’t open holiday greetings from people you don’t know!
- Time Warner Cable Threat
- Wall Street Woes… a phishing scam




