Danish View of Our Upcoming Elections

June 5th, 2008 Me

NO MATTER WHO YOU WANT TO WIN IN NOVEMBER, I THOUGHT YOU’D ENJOY A DANISH VIEW OF OUR UPCOMING ELECTION.
A journalist in Denmark has a pretty clear grasp of the political situation here in America. He doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about over here. His question basically boils down to this:

‘We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer, who is married to a bitch, who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero, married to a good looking woman with big boobs, who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there really a contest here?



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